my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like wow your friend is hot is she single
i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and
i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.